Miso-Funny Santa-Saurus Cat T-shirt

The Shirt That Actually Lasts

For those who know, you know. Our designs speak the language of subtle humor – clever enough to earn a knowing nod from fellow insiders, tasteful enough to wear anywhere.

PRODUCT DETAILS

Why This Matters:

Built Like Vintage, Priced for Today

• The Print: Durable ink that won't crack, peel, or betray you after washing
• The Fit: Relaxed unisex cut that actually fits humans (S-4XL)
• The Feel: Ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, and soft-washed. Broken-in comfort from day one

The Technical Stuff:

• Fabric: 100% ring-spun US cotton (not that thin garbage)
• Heavy Weight: 6.1 oz/yd² 
• Fit: Unisex Fit
• Size: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
• Construction: Double-needle stitching, no side seams 
• Pre-shrunk: Because surprise crop tops aren't funny
• Care: Wash inside-out in cold water on a gentle cycle, then hang dry or tumble dry low. 

Our Promise:

30-Day "Love It or Your Money Back" Guarantee
Wear it. Wash it. Live in it. If it doesn't become your favorite tee, we'll refund you. No weird fine print, no "store credit only" nonsense.

Ships in 1-5 days from our California, USA fulfillment center.